Inspired by things that make me go "huh?", I decided to make my own version of "Headlines" or other stupid things that I have seen/read, so here we go:
-On the billboard outside the Greenbacks All-A-Dollar in Logan: "Now Accepting Food Stamps"
-On the pamphlet for an herbal cold medication in my chiropractor's office: "Look at the news, flus this and colds that everywhere. If it is not the Asian Flu it is the San Juan Turtle Dove Coughing disease."
-An article on the Idaho State Journal's website: "Bread overdose kills cows"
-A warning on the sheet that came with my new set of pots & pans: "Caution: Keep pet birds out of the kitchen. Birds' respiratory systems are sensitive to fumes, particularly those caused by overheated non-stick cookware."
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